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(Super secret fun fact: I actually don't really like the color green, I'm just super dedicated to matching that header)
Eeeep so I bought Neighthan Rot and Dexter Charming!
Some serious hair care needs to happen for all the dolls and then photos, promise.
so now that both Caliborn and Calliope have OCs there is only one logical thing to do, ship them of course uvu /
had to take two pictures because I didn’t draw them close enough. Thank you anon
it is literally so hard for karkat to be quiet for more than ten seconds that he has to actually hold his breath until everyone is done talking
*jokes about making out with you until it actually happens*
the only thing that’s gonna give in is the cape.
- Who was the one to propose:
- Who stressed more over wedding planning:
- Who decorated the house:
- Who does the cooking:
- Who is more organized:
- Who initiates bedroom fun:
- Who suggested kids first:
- Who’s more dominant:
- Who’s the cuddler:
- Who’s the big spoon/little spoon:.
- What’s their favorite non-sexual activity:
- Who cooks:
- Who comes home drunk at 3am:
- Who kills the spiders:
- Who falls asleep first:
- A head canon:
- Their relationship summed up in a gif:
- Do they have any “rituals”?
- Who is louder?
- Who is more experimental?
- Who takes more risks?
- Do they fuck or make love?
- Lights on or off?
- Who is more likely to be caught masturbating?
- Who is more likely to suggest a threesome?
- Who comes first?
- Who is better at oral and who prefers it?
- Who is more submissive?
- Who usually initiates things?
- Who is more sensitive?
- Who has the most patience?
- Which kinks do they share?
MORE AU IDEAS FOR YOUR OTP
- nervous flyer and random seat mate AU
- cyclist saves pedestrian who wandered onto the bike path AU
- optometrist and patient AU
- met in the veterinarian’s waiting room AU
- your voice sounds just like my phone sex operator’s voice AU
- met on an embarrassing singles cruise AU
- fender bender AU
- seated together at a family-style restaurant and everyone thinks they’re a couple already AU
- took your suitcase from the airport baggage claim on accident AU
- met at a family reunion but not related to each other AU
- studying abroad AU
- your kid hates my kid AU
- cutie working the drive-thru AU
- foster parent and social worker AU
- manager at a no-tell motel and frequent room renter AU (bonus points: assumed they’re a sex worker AU)
JOHN YOU MADE TAYLOR SAD YOU HAVE TO APOLOGIZE
Doing wedding research for My Best Friends’ Wedding, because what is a rehearsal dinner, like what happens at those things, just what
if there’s any true logic to the universe we’ll end up on that bridge again someday
I have a weakness for Eridan and Kanaya with grubs
I have a headcannon that Percy spent like an hour discussing with Annabeth about how he wasn’t Nico’s type.
"what does he mean I’m not his type?"
"Is there something wrong with me?"
"I’m your type, right Annabeth? Annabeth?"
*Meanwhile Annabeth is dying with laughter*
It has come to my attention that I have been spelling philosophy wrong in my tag…